I’ll be honest, for some reason my head is full of snot and it is well rubbish. I hate feeling like this.  I thought I was doing alright so far this year but my body chose to give me a cold during the summer. The sod.

I’m just laying in bed at the moment, contemplating getting up and stuff. I can’t be arsed but the notion is the just in case I feel adventurous. It will come to this soon.

What I find weird is strange and offbeat sounds and sound effects outside that you only really notice when you lay in bed not saying or doing anything. I can hear a dog barking and what appears to be a dentist drill. Crazy stuff.

Probably a dog dentist…

I’ve had it for many years but unfortunately the other day I accidently stood on my faithful kazoo and it broke. You may not think that this is a big deal but I’ve had the kazoo for quite some years and I used it to record many of my demos that had kazoo on them :(

On sunday I got sunburnt because I’m a stupid dick. Since then I have been whinging about how much it hurts and stuff. It’s difficult to sleep and painful to bathe in warmer waters.

And not I’m just iritated and fidgety and there is nothing I can do to stop it :(

How I love thee cheese and tomato on toast
I love to shove you down my throast
I will never bore of eating you
it’s always a pleasure when I chew